Wonderfully described definitions
- CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other
- MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
- LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
- CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
- COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
- TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
- DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage
- CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
- ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
- CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read
- SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
- OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
- YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
- ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
- COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
- EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes
- ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions
- PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
- DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
- OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
- OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
- PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
- MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
- FATHER: A banker provided by nature
- CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
- BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
- POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
- DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!