Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Team Leader doesn't do anything but always makes sure that the client loves the baby
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources
Documentation Team doesn't care whether the child is delivered; they'll just document nine months
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby
Human Resources Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given nine months
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Team Leader doesn't do anything but always makes sure that the client loves the baby
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources
Documentation Team doesn't care whether the child is delivered; they'll just document nine months
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby
Human Resources Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given nine months